Hello everybody. Welcome to cooking with Brak! You know, everybody at one time or another has enjoyed that oriental delight, the poo poo platter. Well I'm going to go an extra step further and make Brak's special poo poo POO platter. You know that has an extra poo there. That extra poo makes all the difference. I could have taken the easy road and made a poo platter, but that's a platter with just one poo. I also found that the conventional two-poo platter leaves one a little bit... how should I say it, unfullfilled. I just so find that that's not the case when you experience an extra poo in... SPACEGHOST: Brak we don't have time for your poo poo platter BRAK: You mean my poo poo POO platter. SPACEGHOST: Whatever. Put your poo in the refrigerator and we'll try and work it into the next show. BRAK: Somebody's gonna steal my poo I just know it. What if I make a sign that says: This is Brak's poo don't touch it. SPACEGHOST: That should do it.

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